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“The 34-ton Bat” by Steve Rushin (Little, Brown), 2013, $25, 352 pages

No matter where you are, you can remember that sound.

You can just about hear it now: that “thwock” that comes when baseball meets bat. That hollow noise, that breathless second before the knowledge that you’ve hit it square. It’s exquisite.

Is there anything sweeter than a perfect hit on a summer afternoon? Steve Rushin thinks there might be — and in his new book “The 34-Ton Bat,” he offers up nearly 400 other options.

Take, for instance, the game’s namesake: the baseball. Consider its shape. Consider that, through the generations, countless boys learned to throw it hard and with accuracy. Now consider that many of those boys grew up to be soldiers and you see what a World War I soldier noticed. Still, it took a few more wars before anybody came up with a baseball-size grenade, an object that eventually made a pitch explosive, in the literal sense.

The bat, though — that wasn’t meant as a weapon (although Al Capone famously used it as such). Originally, the wood was intended for furniture and stair rails, until the son of a Louisville woodworker offered to make a bat for a local ball player, much to the chagrin of his father, who considered baseball the very birthplace of debauchery.

It’s hard to believe that was true, considering that baseball was initially a sport for gentlemen only. Manly gentlemen, to be exact, including macho catchers who caught fastballs barehanded for many seasons. Baseball mitts, you see, were for “sissies,” and it took several years and a lot of busted fingers for that to change.

In this book, you’ll find out how bugs changed bats. You’ll see how one Orioles player utilized his mitt for unique relief. You’ll see why no one wanted to ride the train with traveling baseball teams. You’ll find out why uniforms include stirrup pants, caps, and numbers on the backs. You’ll learn about one important piece of equipment invented by a man who begged to be kicked. You’ll see why beer and baseball go together and why Milwaukee banned a BYO policy. You’ll read about the man who wrote baseball’s theme song without having ever seen a game, and you’ll see how a New York Police Department valor medal and the New York Yankees are forever tied.

Still longing for that little bit of leftover summer? Do you find romance in the words “Play Ball”? Then “The 34-Ton Bat” is the book you need.

In an unhurried manner not unlike a leisurely afternoon game, author Steve Rushin wanders through the fields of baseball, passing through locker rooms and outfields, touching upon every object in between. In doing that, Rushin delights trivia buffs with little-known knowledge and a wicked sense of humor. Such uncommon tidbits will also appeal to baseball fans who are already nuts for baseball history and stats. And if that’s you, then this unique and fun book is one you’ll want to catch soon. The season may be over, but “The 34-Ton Bat” is a perfect hit for fall.

Terri Schlichenmeyer has been reading since she was 3, and she never goes anywhere without a book. She lives on a hill in Wisconsin with two dogs and 11,000 books.

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